Scott Thomas returns to the Conference Room to continue discussion about Marc Stevens with Maryann and his General Managers. He appears to be much more upbeat than when he left minutes earlier. “Usually I need to take a good shit before I achieve the clarity of thought from a visit to the head. It must have been that resounding fart I let go after I pee’d.”
Maryann is grinning from ear to ear and she responds to her employer. “You do have a way with words boss; and thank you for leaving the gas in the men’s room.”
Scott picks up the copy of Sports Illustrated from the conference table. He stares at the picture of Marc Stevens and then holds up the magazine. He questions his General Managers. “Is there any reason why we can’t draft this kid for all three sports? Then, I could have him available to play for all of my teams. Is that possible? I want you dopey bastards to make it happen. I see a tremendous upside here. He would improve each of our teams on the field, and he is white! That will be a significant benefit to our attendance and related sales.”
Maryann is impressed with Scott’s ingenuity. “Maybe you should fart more often when you pee; I think you just may have something there.”
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